Ayup! It's an eleven function survival tool alright, and designed to be toted about in your wallet or purse, where you won't remember it until a pair of three hundred pound steroid test centers (probably named 'Bubba' and 'Butch') haul you out of the queue at the airport while flashing their badges at you.
If you survive that, it's just about guaranteed that you'll be back here to purchase a second copy if you really like the thing. What could possibly be more exciting than missing your flight, being repeatedly scanned and patted down, and having a four-hour-long discussion with two great guys who thought Iraq was too tame and season their desserts with pepper-spray!
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